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Friday, April 12, 2013

In case you were thinking about coming over...


Have you ever re-rolled toilet paper? It's not that easy...
When you come to my house, don't expect nice toilet paper.  At best you can hope for toilet paper that has been nicely rolled BACK up onto the dispenser. Sometimes I'm too lazy to do that and you find it sprawled all over the bathroom floor.  Either way I am WAAAYY to cheap to throw out the toilet paper that NonaJane has attacked. At worst you might get a few squares that she took some bites out of. It all wipes the same I think.
I've given up on stopping her. And instead decided to photograph it.
If you want to watch a DVD... well I don't know why you would do that because we have netflix, cable, and a smart TV... BUT if you did, don't expect nice DVD cases. Because these are a real delicacy for NonaJane. That forbidden item that is just SOOOOO good to chew. Why?? I have no clue. But they all look like they have been mauled by a puppy. Nope, just the Nona Monster.
And finally, if you are expecting to sit down for dinner in our dining room. Think again. our "den" has turned into an explosion. Toys no longer belong in their baskets or on the shelves. They belong dispersed across the floor. Along with the tupperware, the dirty silverware from the dishwasher, and every marker from Jack's craft supplies.
The usual state of our "den"
The amazing thing... NonaJane can accomplish all of these tasks at lightning speed. Multiple times a day and she seems un-phased by my endless attempts to put everything back. If anything, she is humored :)
But we would still love to have you over. NonaJane is very entertaining, and kind to our guests.  She hasn't bitten a single one! (she saves the love bites for me)
No meal is complete without rubbing it thru our hair!




The invites for NonaJane's birthday party!!!



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